- WTF baby toys taking over my living room? I clean you up thirty times a day. Are you capable of asexual reproduction? Because I swear, you are multiplying when I'm not looking.
- WTF Keurig? Why do you have to make your delicious K-cups so darn expensive and at the same time dangerously addicting? I have ONE LEFT and need to get over the sticker shock to order more.
- WTF allergies/cold? I got ONE cold the entire three years I lived in Virginia. I'm back up north and have been sick since August.
- WTF thigh muscles? I scrubbed the kitchen floor four days ago and you're still sore. I'm not THAT out of shape. Thanks for making me feel like a lard ass.
What are your WTF's? Scream them from the rooftops! (Or, post them in the comments section). We can WTF together!