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Saturday, May 21, 2011

Selective Hearing FTW

Things Charlie will sleep right through...

The vacuum, the car door slamming, a loud sneeze, dropping a glass on the kitchen floor, the food processor, washing machine, and dish washer, loud restaurants, my sewing machine, turning on the light in his room and putting away clothes, and thunderstorms.

Things that will immediately rip him out of a dead sleep...

The sound of me turning on the shower, putting a fork to my mouth, or walking to the bathroom, the sound of my pump turning on, the last 5 minutes of a television show or movie, my head hitting a pillow, and my butt hitting a chair.

Ladies and gentlemen, selectively super sonic baby hearing.

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